today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
"You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?"-Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via larmoyante)
"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."-Uma Thurman (via quotethat)
".الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
-Arabic Proverb (via bl-ossomed)
What is coming is better than what is gone."